Story of my life here

I don’t often top but I want in on this

You’re a damned hero. Thanks for taking us on this ride.

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

Medium-sized guy here (no horse in this race mostly) to chime in and say I have seen a lot of penises and know a lot of men.

A size-to-awesomeness ratio does not exist, but a lot of men are unnecessarily dissatisfied with their bodies. When we imply, as a society, that you can overcome perceived body deficiencies by buying bigger vehicles, it seems possible we would be encouraging the kind of behavior and city budgets we don’t want in this world.

Sounds kinda painful

he/him/his here

but it/it/its in bed 💅

Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?

Not if you’re gay

During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”

I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As _get *good as it gets.

You’re getting paid?

On the one hand you somehow figured out my irl name

On the other hand it’s not a dream without some dick. Cum. Show off. In any order you like, Hornbag

It’s wild. I got here by way of your awesome pic but dreamed last night that Martin Luther King, Jr. said “we must judge communities based on the content of their characters and not by the prejudices we have against their instances”.