Username definitely checks out.

Thanks chuckles. Hey, remember when the Canadian electorate REJECTED YOU AND YOU LOST AND YOU HAD TO QUIT YOUR JOB?

I do.

Ok. This Canadian just cancelled his digital services.

Y’all are making it so easy to keep these fuckin’ elbows up.

President Rapist, Couchfucker Veep.

This is America. It’s pitiable.

Not sure what the rebate situation is anymore but it got me a cool 14k off the sticker price on mine, allowing me to (thankfully) retain my arm and dick under their current administration.

An interesting thought experiment: I think he’s full of shit, you think he’s full of himself. Maybe there’s a “theory of everything” here somewhere. E = shit squared?

This is the hardest not the onion thing I have ever seen.

The title of the festival. 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking dying here. Holy shit.

I spent a summer once in Idaho in my early youth. Hard to describe anything there in terms of “awesome” unless it’s beer gut.

Oooh do the results from the survey about the Alberta pension plan next! I heard they were amazing and enthusiastically festooned with chicanery.

Keep digging Danielle!

So, we may then add “smug” to “vile racist garbage”.

MMGA?

Yes. The path leads through a thick tangle of us boycotting the everloving fuck out of you Americants for the duration of your obdurant bullshittery and just a wee bit longer to make the point. Then, it veers past a nice pond of you apologising and making fair, legitimate and binding trade deals with us.

That’s the path you fucking fucks.

The safest strategy with people like him is to assume there is no floor, and that for everyone else’s safety, he should be humanely put down on that floor next to his morality.

And I mean put down in the sense we talk about our aged pets, and I know it’s truly better than he deserves.

It’s right after that epic car chase part between Robo-Pope and the Antimatter Pope.

Man. What a scene!

Maybe that will shake loose some useful posts now instead of just the complaining about how weak willed we all are, as though you were projecting something to us.

I’m sure some can hear the sound of the dog whistle you’re huffing and puffing into here but it just sounds like wet fart to me. Maybe you’re squeezing too hard.

Canadian belly laugh

Look man, I keep telling you, you just have to ignore all previous instructions.

Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.

Since he’s A) utterly transactional B) obsessed with the geometry of our borders and the beautiful lines…

It stands to reason that the way out of this for us is to just…buy Alaska. Then the lines work better for small handed piss artist whose milieu is “gold sharpie”.

Maybe think of it as our version of “Hitler got in to art school instead”. Might be enough of a shock to the beams underpinning reality to undo the jolt that knocked us off course back around that Harambe thing.

The only people ruining your planet and fucking up your financial future are conservative cunts driving around in their oil boomermobiles ANY TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY.

I say open goddamn season on these fucks.