You’re a child until you’re 30.

Being an “Adult” just means there is a 50 - 50 that you are able to recognize the right decision / course of action in any given situation.

NOTHING guarantees that this recognition means anything at all…

A football coach in San Angelo, TX?

Yeah… Uh, they may not be a paragon of education and physical science. They may not, in any strictly meaningful sense, be literate.

Cat distribution system suffers a pretty serious glitch…

Wait, our own space program? Is that a thing we’re supposed to have?

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Tennessee…

… Blue Steel!

Seriously… is the cabinet full of bootlickers going to stop him from dropping a nuke?

Fucker wanted to nuke a hurricane, and it’s not like the hurricane spiked gas prices or tanked his approval rating…

Hair and the percolator. 1972.

(DiMaggio pitched Mr Coffee - and we all went drip coffee in the mid 70s. Wood grain paneling, linoleum table top, even the ash tray would remain unchanged through the mid 1980s. Wet bar(?) on the lazy Susan is late 60s early 70s. Phone is a deadend, that shit spans four decades at least. Can’t see enough of her denim for it to be a data point (but the denim geeks can read that shit like tea leaves) but the hair. The bob is too long for the 60s. Later 70s we see a Mr Coffee. So… 1972)

Edit: it’s fucking AI? Zoom in on the handset and it’s 6-fingered slop…

It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.

After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.

This is done to condition the audience that the end of the show is coming.

After driving out of state, paying $36 for a bottle of water and rocking out to your favorite band only to have them turn up the lights and fuck off to the airport without even playing a full set can lead to an angry crowd…

And then the venue owners have to deal with a Dylan goes Electric style riot.

Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.

I’m sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly…

Jesus… How many schools did they have??

All forms of opposition should be encouraged, regardless of impact or effectiveness.

Push them all forward systemically. These efforts can potentiate each other, building political pressure and a growing desire for social change.

Theory:

Assembly shows solidarity, and helps to cement a political outlook shared by others. It reminds those in power that we are here and oppose them. Gathering for a mass protest builds the reflex - making it easier to gather en mass in situations when real opposition can make the biggest difference

Practice:

Hey, knock off all that fascism or we WILL take another lap…

Fetishizing mythology as national policy.

Yeah. Great. Sure.

Fucking kill us all because school teachers are secretly centaurs in disguise and the Ark of the Covenant contains a coupon for a free Lexus, and if you’re special enough to believe in White Jesus then heaven is a gated community, and they have the best HOA ever.

Like, maybe it’s just better if Homo Sapiens doesn’t survive?

Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?

Ha ha!

It’s funny because no one in a position of power will try and stop him and he will fucking kill us all for his vanity, or to escape narcissistic injury, or because he’s bored…

Wait… yeah, that’s not funny. Can someone please take away grampas nuclear weapons and put him in a home/jail?

Sure we will!

Human-driven climate change will accelerate the Holocene mass extinction, ending Homo Sapiens - and with us will go all carbon-producing industry.

The carbon thing finds its equilibrium after some tens of thousands of years, and the climate stabilizes some hundreds of thousands or millions of years after that. And then, provided the biosphere wasn’t damaged beyond its ability to compensate or regulate for the increased solar luminosity that has occurred since the last “Hot-House Earth” climate, it will recover and heal.

And if not, then we’ve killed everything down to the tardigrades, and probably them too, and we end up with a runaway greenhouse Venus type situation some 0.3 - 0.6 billion years early.

It will destroy all of us, just at different times…