The pothole is a powerful medical tool.

In the industry I’ve heard tell of it cardioverting patients out of SVT, killing patients with an AAA, and spilling the coffee of medics who were not vigilant about their drink discipline (SCMWWNVADD)

Interdimensional-portal owl creates its own Stargate… those poor mice don’t stand a chance.

I mean, I suppose it’s theoretically possible I would have the capacity to worry about another issue posing a massive and credible threat to the fabric of our society…

Go. Outside.

Yeah, I don’t… I don’t really want to read that.

I’ll just take this one as a given if that’s ok.

This would be very worrisome if their generation was expected to enjoy a full lifespan and survive an increasingly grim and dystopian future…

As if the gelatinous tub of whale meat has enough of an attention span to remain focused on an entire military campaign?

Statistically, it’s only a matter of time before a mass shooter is themselves gunned down by a completely separate mass shooter during an unrelated mass shooting…

All collapse, really. But I guess that would include the corals…

Armpits unclenched and bagless.

Loses spot on couch and misses third act after the commercials as he has to make sad trip back the the 4-door Saturn sedan for the Sunny D, a six pack of Zema, and the two bags of sun chips he could easily have wedged in there if he were serious.

Was an episode of Max Headroom where it was illegal to own an off-switch for your television.

40 years earlier, and still ahead of its time.

…

Complicit > Negligent

That we will survive another decade, along with any sort of fact-based historical accountability seems overly optimistic.

But… What if like a dozen guys show up to attack us with box cutters again?

Maybe moving away from the banal neutrality of ‘dentention center’ and pushing to use the term ‘concentration camp’ would be a small but worthwhile effort?

So… we gonna do anything about this - or are we still thinking that slowly walking around in a big circle downtown will remedy all this fascism?

I mean, I’m down to a do another lap. But it sure seems like things are getting really bad really quickly and that they are about to get a hell of lot worse.

I had to read the headline three times before it made sense.

… It wasn’t worth it.

Digging it so far

Enshittification - Migration

appears to be a perpetual cycle. Stop giving Joe Rogan your $12 each month and your email provider announces it’s agenda to gargle MAGA balls… Now, all we need is an open source alternative to US healthcare…

Much would be solved if we were to eat one of them. I mean, it works for the chimpanzees…