Oh man… probably should have passed laws to regulate data harvesting and digital privacy back in the 90s

when the Internet was still just a series of tubes…

… Big Meat?

Can’t make an omelette without breaking the bank.

Generation Oregon Trail or Xennial, depending on your life choices.

No mate. A Muppet Movie with Gov. Abbott as the villain.

“screw Future Me! That guy’s a dick.” - Past Me

It will be hard to tell if they are being obnoxious or not, you know, once we lose power.

Just wait until the deregulated power grid goes out - again.

Texas will loose whole counties to diphtheria and darkness.

You… monster, you.

No, it’s all good. See, before she goes into battle the D evacuates all the civilians to the Saucer… Where… Uh…

Huh.

I liked proton. Until they announced their intention to gargle MAGA balls.

https://techstory.in/proton-mail-faces-backlash-over-claims-of-political-neutrality-amid-ceos-praise-for-republican-party/

Have since migrated to Tutanota

Worth every. Goddamn. Penny.

https://www.pckeyboard.com/page/product/NEW_M

“Perfect is the enemy of good.”

Bad, also, is the enemy of good…

I think maybe good walked into the wrong damn neighborhood.