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The one my mind goes to is this xkcd https://xkcd.com/1217/

Now I’m censoring you by blocking your drivel and lack of basic comprehension or acceptance of what’s happened and why.

This is 100% true. Have had a supermarket GM tell me about how much water they ‘had’ to pump into corned silverside to meet a price point.

Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you!! 😂

Weed

If my grandma had wheels, she’d be a bike

Kia Ora. This is in one of the yet to rebranded to Woolworths Countdown supermarkets in New Zealand.

Cocaine

Envy is wanting something someone else has. Jealousy is fearing someone will take away something you have. Or I’m about to learn that what I’ve recently learnt is not true and then this would be my answer for this post.

The retort to that is, “be yourself, unless you’re and arsehole, then be someone else”

Japanese only spoken in Indonesia?

I relate to this 100%

Pi-Hole seems to do a great job blocking telemetry.Mozilla.com at home

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