If I’m not wrong:

Netflix: skip intro has a keyboard shortcut “s”

YouTube: skip ad does not have keyboard shortcut

What were the four bullfighters shouting in unison?

Siete

(Cuatro Sinko Says Siete)

Drive

Oh won’t you please take me 127.0.0.1

pardon his spelling… he was hiphotized!

Should have been “Hal, did you center the div?”

Also, Hal shoulda just used an UI library!

forever scarred by OBO errors… I noticed that too

Be careful not to sign up for Tour de France eventually…

-vv very verbose

that is going to take some RESOLVE

Weird. So if I wanted to upvote I should click the down arrow?

Anything you say my friend…

When you get old and lose sense of hearing… guess who will still be enjoying music

OP may be meme-ing but this old man will have the last laugh

The first one had me laughing out loud

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Both consumer and corporate were greedy

the full saying is 看三小/看啥小

literally “see what semen?”

meaning more like “the f*** you looking at?”

E.g. https://youtu.be/x3bDhtuC5yk&t=241s

Kind of ironic they took inspiration from Monty python’s holy grail but didn’t include python the language

Dude actually wrote a proper, coherent letter in Chinese… if I am the teacher he is getting full marks for sure

I live poorly here.

Working conditions are not good, welfare is lacking.

But do not worry, there are only 10 serious incidents at work everyday, and I am very careful.

We opened a small stall, business is not bad.

Although I do not know English well, I can roughly understand what the white men are saying.

Hope to make a living and succeed! I will work hard here and take care of my body.

How are you guys doing?

I miss you guys a lot and hope to meet again.