i’d kick into the gofundme

you just gotta use stater of the art fire

Wait, you know what else we’ve got that they ain’t? Student debt! Let’s depress ourselves at them some more!

Or dealing with someone’s life threatening emergency and pretending it’s people being late.

I know Maw said not to name them but I hope you enjoy your first session from Bestie and Philberta.

I’m gonna be honest I think we’re all a little high down here

Also I like the cut of your jib. The placement of demolitionable in that sentence was very strategery.

meaning is where we put it, and you put meaning here by being here.

what OP is trying to say (and i echo) is that despite the existential meaninglessness we struggle through, we value you and hope your day is a good one. that you succeed at what you try to do today.

obligatory here’s the study that shows that people will not change their minds

also flash floods can pick up and carry houses downriver, which can be out to sea where they later sink.

'96 was a year

whenever something happens you don’t understand, a wizard did it

sometimes birds turn turbines, what when they fall down with the water. also fish i guess, but i got a vendetta against the birds.

soak newspaper in a damp mug like all statesians

I mean I’ve never tried so can I is another question. I’m not currently glowing.

Chains and a pickup truck help. Most people like riding in pickup trucks, and you can use the chains to lock them to a friend rack when you’re not using them

English is a generative language. Also they may be high

They left Kubrick’s lucky lens cap up there and that’s why gestures broadly we have to get it back

Oh I was thinking one of those one gallon ceramic pickle jars.

That one I know how to do. Swap the roots of tobacco and tomato. Then you end up with nicotine free tobacco and nicotine producing tomatoes

No, no it’s reality that’s wrong. Only 11