Yall better get a handle on these goons before you become just like your rowdy southern neighbor.

It’s something actually good, so he won’t do it. That, or he’ll find a way to make it horrible.

I don’t blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.

Technically, physics does allow a satellite-based method to deal with climate change. Economics, on the other hand, does not. You would need to chuck an unfathomable amount of mass into orbit.

As an apostate that used to attend an AG church, this one hits waaay too close to home for me. It also doesn’t surprise me that much. The one I used to go to veery much had an “in-group” mentality.

Explanation

Cue the Kelsey Grammer growl.

Jeju Island is basically the Kenny of South Korean novels and webcomics. Place gets cooked pretty often.

He thinks he’s Don Quixote, but really he’s just Don Shitote.

I’d rather not.

Actually, I’d be more surprised if he sank. Fat is bouyant, and he’s got a lot of it.

That looks less like taking a dump and more like road rage.

I really think the activists should start using Narco Subs to get the aid in. It might be more effective than surface ships.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I will never not think of that Whose Line bit whenever I see a post that’s just Meow.

Ant Accessible text is best accessible text.

Bro your jaw must be absolutely jacked.

The hate is as old as computing.