Bro I was quoting a Whose Line sketch.

I don’t know what to say…

Should have told him “Thank You”.

I’m with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.

I agree, but that’s not very relevant to the comment you’re replying to.

My favorite method is to pour it down the drain and get something better.

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.

You seem to be thinking of 1930s bank robbers like John Dillinger. I was thinking more along the lines of 1990s bank robbers, like the North Hollywood Shootout guys.

These guys look like they’re about to rob a bank.

Only after cutting up bell peppers without using gloves. The stabbing itch from that is unlike anything else I know.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.

Ugh, fuck my city and state.

Isn’t there a law against this? Not that Cheetoface cares about those…

Weird hair and tacky fur coats, I guess.

After reading the article, this ironically seems to be one of the few times Donnie Moscow managed to pick someone who seems decent for the job.

Beyond The Mind’s Eye was my jam.

Turns out we’ll try all sorts of bizarre schemes before we’re willing to try doing the obviously right thing.