Fucking DNC gave them this opportunity

Nice and concise

I like that upward trajectory

And just when it seems Luigi is out of the news here comes the Streisand Effect with a steel chair!

Gun store and strip club directly next to a high school. Stay classy guys.

A classic tale!

That’s a good one

We need a new word beyond rich. Everyone takes rich as a personal achievable goal.

We need a word for someone who has more money than is healthy. An easy to use word.

They are so rich they no longer know the cost of things. They can’t relate to their neighbors. They no longer need to be a part of their community to survive.

Are unable to marry?

Wonder if US’s unwillingness to stand up to Israel has anything to do with an actual stated nuclear threat from Israel. Like nuke the neighborhood if I don’t get my way.

The need to continue existing for existences sake.

Hey man, Noone plans on their partner having a pathological obsession with the hundreds of shades and finishes of “white”

Be it paint or something else, prepare yourself to be completely confused and frustrated and decide its not worth arguing about because you love them. I wish I could help, but over the years I have never figured out what to say to help her make her decisions. Best to say little and listen a lot.

No, don’t throw the younger generations under the bus to clean up our messes.

If nothing else we are ride or die with them.

Mmmmm parts-per-million of delicious heat degraded plastic.

If it is bending it is sheding tons.

I mean poo poo doo doo shitpost

They asked why they would kill a patsy. In theory it’s just to placate the public and reduce likelihood of copycats.

Case closed, no loose ends

Do you mean green Mario?

No itsa me, Luigi.

Well now I wanna really see him tbag the CEO corpse. Maximum disrespect pro gamer move.

Bring me the Luigi crossover memes. Bring me them all.