just call me …

Al?

I think that’s a millipede. Centipedes = 1 pair of legs per body segment, millipedes = multiple pairs per body segment.

In the picture it looks like more than one pair of legs per body segment.

I think that’s how it is, anyway.

Isn’t that where Nate Dogg hooked a left and saw some brothers shootin’ dice?

Well, not so much now.

I feel that might become a… problem.

Now kith.

I wonder if he saw an angel.

You’re taking some considerable risk with that because sometimes the illness is not caused by colonization of bacteria in the body, but by consuming substances that the bacteria leave behind as part of their metabolism.

I’m pretty sure he means poop. Bacteria poop.

I’m trying to work out if your hypothetical pill holder only has five days or you’re calling OP a motherfucker.

For the trumpet to affect his height… Did he wear it as a hat?

Hur Hur Hur… PPU

The Amazonian what now?

The neutrinos are mutating!

Probably would have to be RimWorld, people who love that game seem to really love it. Nearly pulled the trigger a couple of times.

I hope Matthew McConaughey sends him one.

Smoking is easy. Stopping smoking is the hard one.

Can I just say that I enjoyed the addition of the emojis there. They really brought a sense of fun to the story of you shitting your guts out uncontrollably. 👍

I dunno, man. Indonesia is pretty close to Toyota’s HQ.

I use Thunderbird for desktop (Windows) and Bluemail for Android. Works for me.