Feeling brave, tried rewatching it and got to the scene with Bingbong and I had to turn that shit right off because I couldn’t stop crying. I cry at a lot of things but few movies have ever made me cry as hard as this one.

Omg I held it together so well* during Coco until one of the final scenes when Hector picks up Coco and I absolutely lost it.

*I cry at everything so “well” for me is probably not well for anyone else

I watched it once and didn’t cry but I must’ve been dissociated AF or something because I don’t remember any of it.

See my friend peer pressured me to write, to date, one of the cringiest and worst things I have ever said/written to someone in their yearbook. It’s been nearly 20 years and I still can’t bear to deal with it. I’m so embarrassed by it I don’t even retell the story to my friends (or even my therapist). It keeps me up at night.

So no, please no one ever read your yearbook ever. Burn them all.

And to the person whose yearbook I ruined with my weird fucking comment, I am truly sorry. You didn’t deserve that. I didn’t deserve that. I hope you are living your best life.

See that’s funny. My boss using comic sans light blue for emails explaining highly technical shit to non-technical users? Funny in theory, absolutely not in action.

Welders are great for jewelry making

Nah Canada does it too

The thumbnail is cut off and says “hes a her”, is joke… That apparently lots of people missed lol.

Absolutely not. If they ever do find him they’ll for sure try to make an example out of him. If he gets away the revolution has a chance.

I mean, I wouldn’t have been mad if Harris had been elected AND also the guillotine got brought back, but I’m not American so my opinion doesn’t matter here.

I’m just happy Americans might start shooting billionaires instead of kids.

One of my 2 am cringe memories involves loudly asking my 3rd grade classmates if anyone would like a kiss.

I meant the chocolate.

I also had a fun experience in Belgium where a guy at a bar approached me and we each just tried different languages until we landed on one that we both knew. (I know this is common in Europe but you don’t run into this in North America as often)

Aren’t they both insults though? Am I confused about what twit means

Oh man this happens to my mom all the time, in both languages too. She’ll speak English to people in mexico and Spanish to people in Canada. Cracks me up every time, but sucks when we’re trying to pass as locals in mexico.

I had a similar experience when I was learning English where I was trying to give something to my friend, eventually I realized I was just repeating a number (10) at her. Ten means “take this” in spanish.

Is the difference here like chat and chatte? I’m not familiar with the French word for female genitalia.

Wow I’m gonna make “you’re fucking ants” a regular expression in my english vocab. I will provide no details when I confuse people.

My favourite English one that makes the least amount of sense is “fucking the dog”. Like, of all things, why choose that??

It is soda traditionally made with sassafras bark. I doubt they still use that to make it but in my (probably unpopular) opinion, it tastes like garbage.

Me learning ginger beer =/= ginger ale

I mean, they’re a pretty good band. But god, who’d wanna be such an asshole?

Lol better than my choice of “well if I can’t teleport back I might as well just use it to go to the store near my house”