That statistic sounds off. 1 in 100?

gnome-disks doesn’t see it?! that’s not good.

One is fat?

Means nothing to me. What is a turbolib? It’s difficult to understand much of anything when everyone has a different name for everyone else.

Congratulations Comrade! Good luck to you in your new world of free awesome software. I escaped Windows years ago and can only imagine how bad it’s gotten.

Awww, thanks for telling me, but… FUCK. I didn’t know any of that. I need a drink.

Camel Exotic Blend Cigarettes. Good times. cough COUGH ahhhh. Good times.

So, there’s an infinite number of parallel universes?

No… just the two…

Oooo They are going to write such a strongly worded memo!

Therefore… by the process of elimination, we can tell the Earth is banana shaped.

Can of Surströmming, pull tab, throw.

Loved the book. It should be a 2 season show.

What, uhh, am I looking at here?

Wait, what, you didn’t vote? GAAHH! Yeah not important at all.

What!!! I wish this wasn’t a thing. But thanks for the info. Arrrrgh though…

Shh, Don’t let Israel hear you!

No one knows.

Thanks officer!

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This is awesome! I am adding in bridge sci-fi noises. Data also works.