lateral thinking, i guess

just keep fighting the good fight brother, the only person you can control is yourself

I think this stance from both parties is impeccably clear. maybe if we could have moved a little left this election but no chance now

If it makes you feel any better my wife is 4’ 10"

damn, they don’t even have a drop point?

I don’t think you’re missing anything, but I also understand how you could be guarded about that sort of thing, given the history of the way anyone who’s even a little bit different is treated.

Best hot dog place around, I reckon.

hey don’t threaten me with a good time

spot on with the description of that enderman, either that or he’s gonna ask me if I have any games on my phone.

I was sure I was about to be Rickrolled

With Android no less

Trains

Mine likes Stargate, I can live with that.

Eye. Clairvoyance really helps with bug testing.

You can actually get apps with all the premium features already enabled from Mobilism.

commenting to watch this later

80% chance this person is Canadian

“It’s just a prank bro”, she yelled while rapidly and aggressively spraying the TikToker in the eyes.

With how widespread the economic woes are, I have to believe it’s climate change.

He looks like he’s about to explain basic tutorial information to me.