Justice League, but with Weird Al as Wonder Woman.

No you didn’t.

Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment’s notice without all this ‘lifting’ malarkey!

Pete Nutall

Rod Hardson

Jim Dick

Dick Batter

Greg ‘Stiffy’ Hunt

Republican Convention Men: “The site I use to find people to go down went down!”

The way regressive bigots and their toadies are gaining power all over the world? We’ll probably find out in a couple of months.

Hey, come on, now. Trump can’t even spell Nazi.

I don’t know if people are aware of this, but Trump has told a furphy or two in his time. Crazy, I know, but he has.

What a stupid idea. What next, they delay controlled demolition of a couple of buildings until 9/11 as a tribute?

Man, these university researchers just love telling us all the ways we’re gonna contract some horrible condition, or disease, or death.

On the other hand, there are probably more carcinogens in city air than microplastic.

We’re not too far away from this being ubiquitous. Maybe even by the year depicted.

At this point, it would be easier to publish the much shorter list of things we can eat and drink and do that won’t kill us.

Map drawing skills. He can only find London and France.

Best I can do is fuse some of your vetebrae.

I remember the pleasant days of being 509.

If their faces weren’t blurred, and people could see what an utter berk they looked like adhered to the seat, less people might indulge in such behaviour.

The very idea of a mayor actually working for the people of their electorate isn’t gonna sit well with all the other mayors who think being mayor is all about doing nothing for the people of their electorate because they’re too busy accepting kickbacks from corporations.

“God damn it! How can I push for this data center if the people expect me to listen to them and not push for it? Don’t they understand? I’ve already been paid off!”

• Other Mayors

Cart Narcs dropping the ball.

It’s good to have goals.

Hmm. Maybe they ‘leaked’ the data themselves for Trump. Wouldn’t put anything past his government.