Ergifruit [he/they]

same. it’s seared into my retinas every time

true, but did you have to write in cum?

this isn’t a scientific article, it’s an opinion piece. why is it here?

fucking the police and not fucking children is good, actually

plus imagining thinking that, as a white person, you have the ability to decide who gets to celebrate what, while speaking over Asian people. like that was a bigotry 360°; you went right around to being racist again lmao

1. If they make a size big enough for my fat ass, maybe
2. Does it have pockets for my weed?

ooh, i loved that episode of Stargate!

a goddamn masterpiece.

ooh, look at you, being able to afford medicine when you’re sick. congrats.

if you live in the US and are on Medicaid, you might be able to get a box of dental supplies for free. i have UniCare and they sent me an electric toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss. i’m sure other Medicaid/Medicare insurance companies offer similar, so make sure to check their websites.

my shampoo bottle is at least 1:1 water and shampoo at this point 🥴

i misread this as “New Chicken Hell Discovered” and was terrified at the thought of a disparate hell just for naughty chickens

yeah, are y’all just rawdogging the Internet? i like Blokada (the free one) + Hypatia for my adblocker/antivirus combo, and it works just fine. i practice good Internet “hygiene” and have never had a problem. idk how all that works with Apple stuff, though.

this and a prodigious use of your block button. you don’t owe anyone the right to talk to you like a jerk. and even more, you curate your online space. vibes are off? you’re allowed to block people. even if they haven’t said anything to you specifically. if someone is the sort of person you would never want to be around IRL, why allow them in your space online?

yeah, but at least that’s, like, objectively funny.

“Mom would be sad” BRUH 💀💀💀

holy shit, i am way too high for this

Bird is Bored of Flying, by Mastersystem, is the best soundtrack for falling into a depressive haze. Death Dream and Loneliness and the Scream by Frightened Rabbit, who shares the lead singer above, are also incredible. Music can keep the void from growing, and let you sort of float atop it.

NewPipe is the MVP. my partner played a link on regular YT the other day and there were five ads for a ~20 minute video. absolutely disgusting.

clove oil, babes. you can buy cloves and coconut oil at the dollar store. dump em both into a pot, simmer on low for a few hours. strain and pop into a container. it’ll solidify, so you can just swipe a chunk and tip it across your gums and into any applicable holes. not as good as the distilled stuff, but it’s kinda hard to make that yourself without the proper equipment.