Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside

At this point I think we’re trending closer to a universal ban on healthcare, de facto if not de jure.

They specialize in treating constiptation

Sailor Moonshine

I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)

Today I Dearned?

More like 6969 and the 5 is a red herring

Can it run Crysis? Only if you already bought it.

For those who can’t bother to look it up https://www.xkcd.com/2347/

Worf: Yes, many times

Why benefit lot people later when few rich guy get richer now?

Hirohito: I’ve made a huge mistake

The moths will continue until morale improves

I should change my name to “The Consequences” since I live with my boomer parents

I thought that said swallowed batteries at first and had some questions of my own

I think they meant the phone is beaming the horrific news to their face which is inches away, not that the horrific news is beamed directly to their phone

I ran drink_holder.exe, was I not supposed to put my cup there?

This is the internet, horniness is inevitable

It shows for me