Dr. Zoidberg

Yea, the second one started feeling very resident evil 4ish. Which is fine, if you’re playing resident evil.

In my 20s I dated a girl who kept eye drops on her end table at my place. I wore contacts, and needed eye drops. Thankfully I hated the anticipation of eye drops dropping onto my eye, and always did a pre-drip in my hand before holding it over my eye. Well wasn’t I stunned when I wiped the eye drop off on my shirt, and my shirt was stuck to my hand. Maybe I got powers like Spider-Man! Nope, I almost put nail glue in my eye.

Why the hell did they start making nail glue bottles short and fat like eye drops? Why?!

It’s a sort function. Check the app you’re using, where you would sort comments, there should be a bunch of options. Hot, active, New, old, etc., are all sort option.

We really need to start dragging useless billionaires out on the streets and just stringing them up.

Mark Cuban is cool, he’s doing billionaire stuff the right way. And he’s never had any sexual assault allegations, as far as I know.

They’re solid vehicles. My 08 caliber died last year with nearly 300k miles. Their interiors are just so old looking. I had an 97 Contour that doesn’t look much different than their current interiors.

Trumple Thinskin is the leader of the snowflake movement. It hasn’t been a surprise to anyone that’s actually heard him over the last couple decades.

Your inability to read is pretty obvious.

That’s an insanely brain dead statement. Did you take a drill to your temple earlier? If you did, you should finish and drill deeper.

My 12 year old overheard me making fun of “trump has no clue what transgenic means cause he barely has a 3rd grade education” and my son said asked why the ninja turtles would be bad. And you know what, he’s essentially correct.

A 12 year old has a better concept of what transgenic means than the President Dumbfuck Shitstain.

Rot in hell with the rest of the Israeli pig shit.

Are you mentally challenged?

I mean, we can just kill the cops. It’s not like they’re trained well. They just know how to mag dump in a general direction.

That sounds insanely annoying.

Reddit isn’t government.

Just saying brother’s ink or toner is first party instantly makes it sound like other brands are inferior.

No, it doesn’t. Saying third party just means not manufactured by first party, first party being printer manufacturer.

Would you not buy Baldurs Gate 3 cause it’s a third party game? Would you not buy Call of Duty because it’s a third party game? Do you pay more for gas at ExxonMobil, because Costco sells third party gas for cheaper?

You buy third party all the time. Saying third party sounds bad is just stupid.

Stupid question, but why does Canada have internal trade barriers, or is it just like regulation about what can be transported across provincial lines?

If you’re stupid, yes. If you have half a brain, it’s not.

If you play in the MLB and take steroids, you get suspended, and if you keep taking steroids, you get a lifetime suspension. Steroids aren’t illegal. That’s not censorship. It’s breaking the rules and facing the consequences of breaking the rules.

If you’re stupid and think facing consequences for breaking a rule you agreed to is censorship, that’s on you for being stupid.

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Going against an agreement you agreed to abide by is not censorship. If you don’t like the agreement, don’t agree to it.

You underestimate how grossly unqualified everyone at the top is in the US. Anyone who’s even remotely qualified to lead the military is being replaced with sycophants. The US has never been weaker, which is exacerbated by the fact that any allies that could provide warnings of an attack, just won’t. Since our intelligence agencies have been neutering any early warning systems set in place, we will not see it coming, or worse, ignore it, because like the parable, an extremely incompetent group of leadership thinks it’s too big to fail, when in reality, wouldn’t take a huge enemy to win.