The obvious way out of this situation: open your own kebab place and start calling him bossman or chief.

I’m launching my burger insurance company

California is around 40M already, so this wouldn’t be the most moronic aspect of this idea

Yeah, similarly, Burger King doesn’t have to give you the whopper you’ve paid for. BK employees didn’t take an oath to feed you whoppers. They only have taken an oath to the managers, who have taken an oath to the CEO, who has taken an oath to Friedrich Hayek and the shareholders to make shitloads in dividends, as is their social responsibility. Everything is working just fine in our society thanks to these nice concepts.

Ah well, the paranoia is usually an essential part of the job (see Gaddafi, Saddam, Kims)

You’re right!

The reports of the assault of Mr. Krabs by Squidward Tentacles are greatly exaggerated

(But yes)

[Bhutanitis] lidderdalei was first discovered by Dr. Lidderdale in 1868 in Bhutan, at about 6,000 feet, near Buxa. Between 1886 and 1890 the late H. J. Elwes sent three parties of native collectors from Darjeeling to procure the insect. The first was plundered by the Bhotias, the second was attacked by fever and one of its members died, the third had a man killed by a tiger, and all returned unsuccessful. Specimens were later procured by Mr. A. V. Knyvett, then Inspector of Police, who gave them to Mr. Elwes …

I must say, this is a welcome change from the old antisemitism accusation. Now I have two cards in my hand.

If you disagree, you’re a North Semitic antikorean. No wait.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhutanitis_lidderdalii

2dolychocephalic4me

He’s a hoe, he’s a fiend, he’s an owl or a bean, that’s Feanor for sure.

It’s just relativity of motion depending on the frame of reference. For instance, if I have motorised shoes and am walking on an elephant running on a train that progresses on a large ball rolling on a treadmill (with friction) while a monkey is running on the ball in the other direction (without friction); relative to my dog sitting on the couch (with friction), the couch is immobile.

It made your dog a crip, while it was obviously a blood. Big mistake.

Little trick for you: instead of flipping the USB stick again and again until it gets in, you can flip your computer.

Boxism hype machine:“Keep in mind that Carter is undefeated, so this could go either way!”

“But what about the reports of Carter’s dementia?”

“Actually that could be a great advantage for the former President, not getting tangled in Logan’s past moves”

“And what about the rumours about Logan’s last matches being rigged”

“No, this is completely different, it will be quite a challenge this time. I’ll give it 50/50”

If you follow the surface with your finger, starting from the outside, you can end up on the inside, without traversing the surface. There is only one surface, no concept of outside or inside, contrary to a good old cube for instance.

Similar to a Moebius strip but with a higher dimension. A MS is easier to understand since you can easily make one to try to run your finger on the surface and end up anywhere.

Yeah but it was written on a Möbius strip and we’re still not sure where the beginning and where the end was.

ETA: the paper https://people.eecs.berkeley.edu/~sequin/PAPERS/2013_JMA_Klein-bottles.pdf