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Right. Democrats. Actually do something about this. The Do Nothing Convention. Yeah, okay. Deffo gonna happen, just you fucking watch.

Stupid fucking conservatives getting shit on by the stupid fucking felon dementia patient they swore themselves to is very on brand for the fucking idiots.

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Being woke is the vaccine against the broke mind virus. 100% efficacy. Get woke, stay woke.

Half of America is ashamed, and the shameful half is too busy eating its own excrement to know what shame is.

“Child, we’re Angolan. We will never have anything to do with those vile reticulateds!”

“If I ever catch you anywhere near those filthy angolans, I’ll feed you to the lions myself!”

NB: I have no idea if Giraffes are as bigoted about themselves as idiot humans can be, I’m just expressing my frustration that we still are.

What’s stopping you from buying games from the nearly 8k that use that stupid AI shit? There’s gotta be some slop in there that suits your tastes.

Fellow voyager user here, this crosspost doesn’t show the spoiler tag, but if you tap the crosspost link and view it there, it shows up and can be tapped.

Some of those in the actinoid [sic] series are gonna be really difficult to lick simply because of how unbelievably short their half-life is, or those such as mendelevium, that require you to either have access to (and in other cases even have your head inside of) a linear particle collider.

If that wasn’t a sticker or decal, then someone spent quite a bit of time drawing jc on the wall of a bathroom stall. Just pointing that out.

At 2 micrometers, it’s going to evaporate too fast for there to be a puddle thin film of water.

It’s the thought that counts, friend, and the only other suggestion I’d make is to put a pair of tiny cowboy boots just outside the mouse hole.

More deranged far right media tossing smoke grenades at and setting off fireworks in the faces of already deranged right-wingers, calling it WWIII. Earth keeps turning, sun keeps burning.

[hands mouse a slotted screwdriver] have fun with that dragon’s tail, little dude

Wise move. Yep, I got one of those mega packs of tp around April of ‘21, still have entire rolls left. That pack cost ~ $13.

Also, my deepest condolences regarding your girlfriend. Not all can, or will, accept a better way when shown one.

Based on what you’re telling me, you should continue to follow your current hygiene practices and disregard the use of bidets altogether.

Okay, yep, I pulled up the list summarizing their experiments, and saw this listed there. We’re on the same page, then.

Fiber is fantastic for emptying the bowels, but doesn’t obviate the need for toilet hygiene.

Also I’m pretty sure OOP meant scooping (or rather scraping) the shit from between the ass cheeks, not plowing into the farthest reaches of the bowels using an excavator. I could be wrong, though.

Is it where they demonstrate that the toilet seat may be the cleanest surface in the house?