And a TFS reference to boot? This thread has everything.

Oh, there’s no mystery about it. It’s a box, full of single-use hex keys, all of which are inexplicably the wrong size.

Protip: tape this to the bottom or back of whatever it is you’re assembling. Makes it super easy to tighten loose screws or disassembly for moving.

The real question is how in the hell did they pivot from douche to “all-purpose kitchen and bath cleaner.”

Had me in the first half.

Honestly, that’s a good sensory thing to have. Small sock wrinkles and tiny pebbles in your shoe turn into blisters on day-hikes. There are times to have grit and “tough it out” and this is not one of 'em.

Took me a second to realize that the loose threads weren’t just sloppy workmanship. :(

That’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.

It’s all in the (fish)eye of the beholder.

Yikes. No thank you.

At the RAM bank.

What’s ipdog?

ipkea

I tried to shop there, but I wasn’t allowed to enter the store.

What frustrates me is that it doesn’t have to be this way. They could just start using better original music. Consider what Game Grumps and Sbassbear did for Lipitor.

Meanwhile, they’re also responsible for the best cover of Sandstorm.

I’m on the receiving end of this from a friend and I didn’t even think twice about it. I think we’re all in a place now where being asked to install yet another app is pretty commonplace. Plus phone app stores make it relatively painless to do.

Meatball sandwich. Singular. One meatball.

Technically correct, but legitimately rage inducing if this is really what you get for 15 quid.

May I add:

• Which medications your rely on are actually slowly killing you.

No wonder people keep confusing him and Deadpool.

Seriously. “Our product is as much a honeypot for corrupt policing as it is for public surveillance” as the way to whitewash this just goes to show how hard they had to workshop this press release. It’s indefensible.

You’re right, but all the 1% heard was: you think they should have less yacht money.