Chemical castration?

I’m guessing those are supposed to be “we’re”, i.e. present tense

You don’t want ads for copilot gaming edition subscription on your Xbox? Get with the times!

the Usher of the Black Rod of the Senate of Canada

That’s one badass job title

Ya I forgot I have escalated device privileges and an admin account, which I definitely would have used for installing anything. Although I believe I can also skirt the rules using winget on a user account. That will probably get you in trouble however!

Just remember,it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission!

fragile little sad boy

…Isn’t he being treated for cancer?

What ever happened to the guy who desperately needed to not shit for days?

The border must be leaking, build the wall!

Exactly my feelings regarding rif

wow i hope they sent a warning to this person, absolutely irresponsible behaviour

I didn’t even realize there was a tutorial

Sorry you are being forced out

Don’t give them subscription ideas, even mentioning subscriptions is dangerous!

I love this so much. Anyone who buys a cybertruck should be punished

You underestimate the cognitive dissonance of the average Trumper, there will be no awakening

I thought there was already an amendment for this

We’ve always been at war with Eurasia

Beats America, the country of “go fuck yourself, you poor bastard”