No, but I like fish dicks.

I’ve had one.
It does not.
It tastes salty and orange.

Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?

Oh the grind. I misread the whiteboard as Grindr.

Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

Life, death, either way I’m demoted to a tiny cubicle.

It’s a lot faster when you work in a profession that gets less training than a hairdresser.

I love how unhinged random fan wikis sound without context. Here for instance: Bunker Buster, see also: Concrete Donkey and Buffalo of Lies

It’s a reference to this meme:

The girl pasted over Tintin is Wednesday Addams, and she mistakenly refers to Captain Haddock as a commodore, so instead of Tintin saying “Captain, it’s Wednesday,” Haddock says “Wednesday, it’s Captain.”

I think that’s the fallacy the comic is pointing out. Rather than enjoying their interest, the alien thing is only happy if they’re immediately good at it.

I think Far Side readers just have to come to terms with the fact that Gary Larson likes to draw strange contraptions of dubious usefulness.

Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle

Cells within cells within cells, interlinked

How is this an ad hominem? If he’s being accused of pushing Israeli propaganda, the fact that he formerly worked for an Israeli lobby is 100% relevant.

Huh, never thought about it before, but there’s pretty significant overlap between Trump and Cartman. Both petty, whiney, infantile, racist, narcissistic, antisemitic, stupid, ridiculous, vindictive nazis with an inflated sense of importance and a surprisingly large number of devotees despite very obviously being the bad guy. The only difference that comes to mind is that Cartman is physically a child instead of only mentally.

Tbf the wording in OP’s post suggests it might be intentional.

Side note, anyone who doesn’t get the reference, here’s an animated version of Tim Minchin’s beat poem Storm. It’s only about 11 minutes long and very entertaining, especially for anyone who appreciates a scientific approach to the unknown. It’s been around for a while but seems more poignant today than ever.

adding missing information and deleting errors

Which is to say, “I’m sick of Grok accurately portraying me as an evil dipshit, so I’m going to feed it a bunch of right-wing talking points and get rid of anything that hurts my feelings.”

Needs more jeans