Chris (simpsons artist)

In the driver’s seat usually

He’s not a who, he’s a what

Cordyceps is more compassionate than insurance company CEOs.

I got dropped crowd surfing at a metal show once. Luckily I landed next to this 7’11" guy who just grabbed me and chucked me back on top of the crowd by himself

I bet he went Minthara

That was the exact phrase going through my mind as I typed that haha

Or “late”

All right but which one does it taste like?

Thanks to Fallout I can recognize the sound of a bottle cap hitting a surface from across a crowded room and get the intense desire to go and grab it

The lesson that they can do whetever the hell they feel like and like maybe on or two of them across the entire country might face something which appears like consequences but is actually a light slap on the wrist.

Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself?

“Birds that go whoop whoop” is a British juggalo looking for love

More like: Very patient Boeing enthusiast commits sudden and unexpected suicide

Fallout New Vegas VR

Ol’ Round Bastard

System of a Down, Static-X, Mushroomhead, and Alien Ant Farm would be one hell of a show