No, she ain’t got no crystal ball.

That’s still 3,600 people who already fell for an obvious grift. That’s basically a gold mine in future scams!

Dropped one once. Was mid transfer with his sister and he decided to start squirming. Reflexes kicked in and I caught him mid fall. That was over 20 years ago and I’m still terrified.

Vegetables don’t exist. A good deal of the “vegetables” you eat are fruits. The rest are leaves, roots, flowers, and stems.

And so am I…

I just picked up RetroSpace yesterday. It’s basically System Shock and Bioshock mashed together. Wake up aboard a generation ship as a janitor, try and figure out what happened. Along the way, you purchase genetic mutations. Die and you’re remade with defects, like uncontrollable cursing. Very fun so far with a good sense of humor.

I also let my friends talk me into playing FFXIV, and just finished up the Ultima fight. This is the first MMO I’ve dedicated major time to since Guild Wars.

Methodist

My thoughts exactly… They’ll pull, “Well, we didn’t get as much as we expected… You still owe us… And there’s a penalty for… Plus we had to pay for…”

My wife’s is one that is. They’ve got no new blood coming in and a pastor that was intentionally sabotaging them, driving their most dedicated and supportive members out. No attempts at community outreach or retention. Also our state conference literally cares about money more than the god they supposedly serve.

They just got told that they can either sell the church and parsonage, keep some of the money from its sale to bring to the church they’ll merge with, or the conference will shut them down, sieze the property, sell it, and force them to merge with the other church anyway, but without the money.

It’s no wonder people have been bailing for decades. Totally sounds like something worth being a part of and associated with, right?

Now she’s at your front door, and incredibly pissed that you even looked at her…

…Aaaaand she just stole the front door and disappeared…

Great job, now that creeper you matched with a couple days ago is gonna get in.

This is fucking slender man all over again dude… What did I tell you?

She was hyuking the milk man and Goofy found out.

Alright then… I’ve got the most perfect song, just for you!

🍻 Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

Stop living in the past and live now. Everything becomes a memory.

And a toddler chasing the cat…

I agree! Totally with it! Was glad they brought the first one to pc. It’s a shame we probably won’t get a third.

Just got to practice your free diving skills!

Like asking for a bandaid. Everyone knows what you mean, and asking for one and getting a generic bandage isn’t going to matter.

Come on now… Not even god can answer that one.

It’s called a crimp tool or a crimper.