Finally a killer app for Mac

“no money no problems”

I’ll give you $300 but I need you to also give me a spoon

It’ll be the largest, not the first: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_Chicago

There’s probably more.

Wait, I can get my moobs removed?

Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce

I was on the wait-list so long that I forgot why I was interested. Then I got the invite, downloaded the thing, got prompted to log in and immediately deleted the thing. I still don’t remember why I was interested but I’m definitely not fucking with it now.

E-bike makers are going through certifying bodies like the UL in the USA to have their batteries tested. It’s not widespread but getting better, look for certified batteries.

Who flies with duct tape?

Seriously, Mastodon has languished under Gagron and it’s probably not gonna grow much more. They spent years hemming and hawing about adding quote posts, they ignored the problems with onboarding for years before just defaulting to .social, they’re still clueless what to do about moderation and harassment despite piles of user feedback, bug reports, pull requests. This is one case where an open source BDFL just entirely tanks a project.

I thought she turned into a giant pickle in the second panel

Please, Trump, deport me!

I’m suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

I feel like this short king shit is rooted in toxic masculinity and generally gross.

https://getpublii.com/

It’s a GUI app that runs on your local system and pushes sites to a server.

The worst. Feel better soon.

Try “Devil in the White City” by Erik Larsson

Oddly enough, Google is not turning up the story but it’s coming back with a lot of results

Y’all are taking about the girl with the green ribbon, my first year college lit teacher had us read a short story where a kid fist-fucked his mom and I’m feeling like maybe my education was problematic.