“Nobody knew [war] could be so complicated”

The stuff also known as hydric acid. People just don’t talk enough about how corrosive it is. Plus, it gets in the air and gets in your lungs!

Chief Justice Roberts is ready and willing to kiss the ring… and lick the boots when ordered.

The background of every candidate matters. If the guy ran a casino into the ground, that’s worth reading about if you’re gonna hire him. Of he’s a misogynist, that matters too. When you’re hiring, you choose the best candidate. It ALL matters. You want to pick the best. And there’s plenty of ways for a candidate to disqualify themselves. Weird Old 34 has lots and lots of disqualifying characteristics, with fascist in the top ten.

Can you imagine:

1. Even working in any capacity for Weird Old 34?
2. Then getting upset at his hypocrisy?

While I agree, I also feel it’s deserving to have little vladdy as the smallest doll in the Russian doll set.

with Daffy’s beak eventually saying “You’re despicable.”

“But guess what? And by the way… Dew it Jack!”

Close. It’s New Zealand that doesn’t exist. I checked the map.

“I’m Judge jaXon now!”

This has Dorothy splashing water on the Wicked Witch of the West energy.

“Take us to your leader!”

Better systems existed but to your point, they were not well known.

Leaders today, with access to Wikipedia if not researchers with Nobel prizes, do NOT have this excuse.

This is the way. It is possible and unlikely to have a third party win under the right conditions, like with how the Republican Party became a national party after Lincoln was elected as a third party candidate. But ultimately there will always only be two parties with the outdated FPTP voting method. If only George Washington knew about and pushed for a better voting system than FPTP.

If only Weird 34 was cool and coherent enough to quote Smash Mouth (and not get sued). Instead we get diarrhea dialogue.

Brought to you by luxury lectern spender (at taxpayer’s expense!) and Weird 34 sycophant Gov. Sarah Sanders of Arkansas.

Could be worse. They might have informally called him Boyo O’Brien.

Oo. That STINGs.

Windows Borg. The Borg’s version of Pakleds?

I could see Weird Al answering the Witch of the North this question and being undeniably good. But why stop there? Great Weird!

The Great and Powerful Weird Al