booty [he/him]

I am so excited for the frame. The only problem with it so far is that my eyes suck ass and their support for glasses is by all accounts not sufficient yet

But aside from that I’m about ready to give them whatever amount of money they ask for it

fuckin grass pretending to be trees, i see through those fuckers

or like, piss on the ground

ive honestly never understood the desire to piss against a wall or tree or whatever, except for a little bit of privacy when you’re around other people like when camping.

Adobe products suck so fucking much, all of the linux alternatives I’ve used are better in every way (for my purposes)

So true bestie, the only options are Trump being president forever or electing a spineless useless democrat for 4 years who will gladly hand over the reins to a lifetime dictatorship of Tucker Carlson or Charlie Kirk’s Ghost As Interpreted By ChatGPT or whatever the fuck. I can’t think of anything else we could possibly do.

False, that fatass fuckin cat definitely caused that dent

I think this is from Raised by Wolves, which is a wacky ass scifi thing.

in a comic with no lighting

What are you talking about? The highlights on the sleeves clearly indicate some concept of lighting, it just isn’t consistent

A jury of astronauts would be kind of fun if it were possible for them not to know each other already, but I don’t think that’s possible with the current number of astronauts

I was well aware of him but I hadn’t heard anything about him in a long time. The right-lib/subtle fascist niche seems to have really died off over the last few years, in favor of more overtly fascist commentators mainly

You’re fiending so bad for someone to debate you but when I ask you for evidence to support a claim you just ignore it? Buddy you can do better than that

Lmaoooo please lay out your evidence for my 5 year old account with 5000 posts on it being a sockpuppet, I’m sure I would have to rescind my accusations of your dumbfuckery immediately

Dawg, the thing you’re not understanding is just because you’re trying to debate doesn’t mean everyone else is playing ball. “You’re a dumbfuck” is not an argument. You’re not wrong because you’re a dumbfuck. You’re a dumbfuck because you’re wrong, and instead of trying to fix what’s wrong with your brain, I’m simply mocking you.

It’s taken as that by dumbfucks like yourself, yeah, but that doesn’t make that a valid reading.

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based though

I once entered an extremely far back yet technically plausible birthday there and steam just wouldn’t accept it. I remember thinking “what if Kane Tanaka wanted to check out this steam game, you just wouldn’t let her?” (RIP by the way, she was the last oldest person whose name I learned. They change too often)

Knowing the answer to some of history’s biggest mysteries, because you were there, but being unable to speak about them because, 1, that would expose you, 2, nobody would believe you either way because nobody expects you to be THAT old.

IDK, I feel like researching for supporting evidence of a theory you already know is correct would be much easier than researching to try to piece together a theory from no information. I think you could put the truth out there as credible and well-regarded theories, even if there are incorrect alternative theories that people also have to consider.

I definitely heard the phrase before the show came out.

No you absolutely did not, unless you were talking to dorks who started using out-of-context nonsensical phrases from their favorite fantasy book. If you think you heard the term not as a reference to ASOIAF you are misremembering. Its origins do not go back to the 1800s. The term in this context refers to a child who has lived their entire life in the years-long summers of the world of ASOIAF. That is what it means.

don’t eat lead it is bad for you

My first instinct was A, at the base of the neck. But now that I think about it I think I agree with this more. I think it could be argued that at the joint is where the neck really begins, and that the narrow part beneath that is still part of the body. And I think it would look better (and more professional!) if our weevil friend wore his tie there.