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Next thing you know, the car comes with an interlock that says “Please drink verification can.”

If I had to guess, it would be the order in which the top row is read. Left-to-right vs right-to-left.

Perchance I can join the list 🥺?👉👈

In all seriousness: how did they think it was a good idea to create a blacklist when a sizable chunk of the Fediverse is so against external interference in general? Did they not see this coming?

You will remember nothing and be happy.

widewine food DRM smh

“It really doesn’t look good for you to take your break during your break time, so please avoid taking breaks during your break.”

– Someone that clearly hasn’t worked in a while

And you won’t even get to remember any music unless you pay a licensing fee.