That’s just the Greendale Human Being.

“For that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his seed was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.”

Well if they’re going to die they’d better go ahead and do it and decrease the surplus population!

Seems I read that somewhere before.

Who wants to bet he pulls an Alex Jones and never pays a dime?

Han had previous military training, both in Legends and the new Disney Canon.