plans to relocate

BYEEEE we don’t want you here! Go to Russia!

There’s a pretty easy workaround, just

I’ve actually been Black Bloc at protests going back to the Occupy movement, I’ve been throwing shit. Can I assume you’re one of those dickhead accelerationists that’s never actually done anything and just wants to stir shit up?

All you guys who didn’t vote for whatever reason… I hope you’re happy.

I have a system 76 and I love it

Same as every day, I grab the joint from my bedside table before I even open my eyes and give thanks and praise to Jah

When I went to IA State, I used to drive through Jewell on the way to see this girl I was dating. The only notable thing about the town was the fact that it harbored a puppy mill.

Please allow me to nerd out here briefly, I really love religions. Like you know how some guys are really into like Warhammer or cars or woodworking? That’s me with religions.

Catholics are easily the most hilarious. I cannot believe how many people subscribe to Catholicism, the whole thing feels like parody. This just made it even SILLIER. I’m going to be laughing at the idea of the Catholic God hitting the Heavenly Links and sending me to voicemail until after Christmas. I think it’ll be a big hit at the dinner table with the Catholic side of the family and the heathen side alike.

I never understood intercession, it sounds like God is too busy to return my calls so instead I leave a message with his receptionist?

That’s what I like about Stremio, it feels like any other streaming service. Maybe I need both…

Can the storage be regular ol slow ass HDDs? That sounds pretty sweet honestly

Why would you sign up for a piracy service with your government name and email address? RealDebrid thinks my name is Bizzle McLastname and my email address is xxweedfiendxx420@gmail.com

Still, bad business like that is definitely a compelling reason to switch regardless

I use Stremio/Torrentio/RealDebrid, is there any practical reason to switch?

Yeah I’ve been thinking about it and I can’t find any other way to classify it… even the packaging though doesn’t call it a sausage

I’ve never heard anyone refer to a hotdog as a sausage in the states either and I even grew up poor

They meant it makes your breath bad and hardens your arteries

I’ve had gay sex with a bunch of women since getting my vasectomy, highly recommend

Currently singing Amazing Grace to the tune of House of the Rising Sun

A cop AND a landlord! That guy is really going all in on being a scumbag, does he moonlight as a debt collector?

What is Bubba going to do with his Ford and his AR when a fuckin’ tank rolls down the middle of 23rd Avenue? How about when a drone hits his buddy with three fingers and all the pipe bombs?

Unless your local rednecks are packing some serious fucking heat- talking anti-tank, anti-air- you will 100% get Ruby Ridged. Maybe you take out a couple 19 year old kids? But to think that “armed American civilians” would be able to do anything besides piss themselves and bleed in the face of the most powerful military in the world is utterly delusional.