The solder used to seal many older water lines in houses, and even some lines in modern water heaters, contains lead, which can be released in smaller quantities through the heated water

Spotify Wrapped and AIDJ getting called out hard here

Recent colonoscopy here, can confirm the “grown man worth of shit” estimation

I’ve read every Steven King book. They all have varying levels of depth, but they’re all very well written and immersive. I think everyone here had a reasonable point about a lot of his endings turning out fast and dark.

You may not enjoy this if you like stories that feel like they come to a proper conclusion, but I think that’s where he excels at making his stories feel dark. The endings are almost always NOT satisfying. They often hurt.

Another thing people don’t like about him is that he’s a period writer, so lots of his writing is filled with current events from the time when he wrote the book. This makes a lot of his older books feel really dated (like Tommyknockers). But it’s good for me.

Also, like most people who have also commented, i recommend starting with his short stories, and his more popular works. They really are good.

-I’m in love with my car
-Death on two legs

Me: spits coffee into the barrista’s face “yo, this coffee tastes like dirt!”

Barrista: “well it was fresh ground this morning.”

^somebody never learned to Google before speaking their opinion like a fact

I’m pretty sure they said they would “…go nuts on…” not “…go nut in…”

Tacostacostacostacos

Wanna be more confused by Skibidi? Check out the video for Skibidi by Little Big

I wonder why? It’s not like anything bad ever happens to high-profile inmates, just ask Jeffery Epstein…

Obligatory /s

Is it a random forehead?

Thaethilian?

‘Splattern’