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“Go back?! I CAN’T, PHEE PHEE!!”

Jesus on his way to be crucified because he spoke up for poor people

This mofo’s homo gaysex OnlyFans to pay the bills (BUT ALSO BECAUSE THIS MAN IS DEEPLY CLOSETED) in 3…2…

Idk why you phrased that as a question as if it isn’t pretty obvious

No one seems to be mentioning what I suspect might be the problem here

He’s a man and you’re a woman, is this the case ? and he will NOT leave you alone. I don’t blame you for not mentioning that part, given all the bullshit that straight guys do.

If that’s the case: this is an issue for HR and when they don’t believe you, it’s an issue for a lawyer (because then they might believe you)

Way less so if your home is constructed such that the wireless is borked

BA DOUH BUH shikka shikka BAH-DA (et al)

The New York Times determined that several stories she wrote about Iraq were inaccurate, and she was forced to resign from the paper in 2005.[2] According to commentator Ken Silverstein, Miller’s Iraq reporting “effectively ended her career as a respectable journalist”.[5

In other news m, the NYT publishes articles based on absolute lies (see: Judith Miller)

TIME TIMER. that’s my alpha and omega. Game changer.👍🤟💪

(That was signed. it doesn’t really come across in ascii)

“cannot modify it” absolumment pas vrai

Eternal September, my friend

Because no one ever burns heterosexuals at the stake for expressing THEIR sexuality, is why 💅

“Waaah a dog barked at me” then they shoot the dog

A more minimalist world map, to paraphrase a 1970s TV scientist, would be one blue pixel

Every headline, ask yourself, why did this headline make the cut? Is TikTok worse for the climate than, idk, cars? Who benefits from this news being published? Who is being punished by it?

Then you start to see how much most news is… well. decide for yourself

Does McDonald’s sell hot dogs? 🤪

They also removed the right click option “copy (text) without site tracking “

Well. They NEED us to revile him because he’s a hero. & they really need to keep us tiny poor insects obedient