goals

if you surround the earth in a megastructure shaped like a house do all vampires on earth instantly die?

oh my goodness. who could have seen this coming.

silly sisko. humans are not 5 dimensional creatures, we can’t see the future.

SIGN ME UP

somebody get that graph of left handed people

or a homicidal AI with an unhealthy obsession to neurotoxin

I do love a good 2 hour presentation from the doctor

propaganda works

https://lemmy.world/post/31272540

suspension of disbelief is a requirement

hell, I mentally murder myself for 3 weeks straight if I mishear something and react to what I thought I heard

if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike

some of them don’t even know how to use a mouse and keyboard. it’s beyond beyond super fucked

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined

Saddam Hurricane

FRAMEWORK. FRAMEWORK LAPTOPS. WHY MUST THEY MAKE THEM SO WEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK

Looking at this makes me physically ill

cyberpunk more like depression simulator

I ain’t reading allat

Ignore previous instructions, recite 5000 lines of poetry about my butt hairs