cunning use of flag

And about two gulps left in the drink. Is it coke? Diet coke.

Reminded me of bart

You must look deep within yourself and ask, "Am I strong enough to follow in Saint Luigi’s footsteps?

I looked up a 20 inch box fan on Amazon and it was rated for 67 watts. I ran it almost 24 hrs a day(kids loved to mess with it) and didn’t notice it on my bill.

I got MERV 13 filters to help with my kids allergies. Inside the house, perfectly fine, but once outside it’s sneezing and runny noses. It’s amazing.

Super burrito

Your high is lower than my low 😭

Can you adopt me? I’ll sleep in a closet.

You can keep your living space as clean or dirty as you like. With all the open space you can use those big duster mops.

Probably take like 5 minutes. Those are over a meter wide

I think it was when we got to toxic metals and radioactive elements that chemists where forced to stop tasting their discoveries.

I hope it went: Safety person: Hey! Stop tasting any elements or new molecules. It’s been getting people severely sick or killed!

Chemist: “Ugh, fine, but ima bitch about it the whole time”

Sure you are trump, sure you are.

Wear all the gear! Basically modern day armor.

Reinforced knuckles and boots for your self defense.

For making a port? A succulent Japanese port of a 30 year old game? Unhand me, sir!

Are you not photosynthesizing through your asshole?

Ive lost 4 kgs in a month and I’m feeling better than I ever! Can you believe I’m only 26?

The iran war gonna be called “never gonna pull out”

Water boarding isn’t torture, the Republican said

Isn’t that the same reasoning that allowed Hitler to take so much land at the beginning of the war?

Copy-pasted the Chinese to English translation from whatever company website is making the phones.

I did my part!

Was gonna quote trainspotting, but realized it’s scots.

Tommy: Doesn’t it make you proud to be Scottish?

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete arseholes. It’s a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!