“Fuck, we crushed them”

“Eh, just throw another one in”

You can say “fuck” on the internet.

Hitler was at least sorta right, just 90 years too early.

Uh. In what sense?

It’s hilarisad that we all know who this is about

Tell him we had “all that and a bag of chips”, which meant something, someone, or some situation was the best.

🥺

I only read the first part of their comment before concocting my reply. I just assumed they thought hard honey was bad. I am ashamed.

That it’s always a terrible idea but once in a while it works out. Those are survivorship bias though. The vast majority end very poorly but you usually don’t hear about them.

If you’re being admonished for hitting on girls at the office, you’re gonna get fired. They just need documented evidence that they told you to stop, so they can have an open-and-shut case should you sue.

I was told that once the plug is pulled, it’s not just some flatline and quiet sadness. The human body, regardless of its condition, does not like being deprived of oxygen and spends some time physically revolting before finally giving in. Apparently it’s horrific, but I haven’t witnessed it myself.

Is your house really cold, or has the honey crystallized? You can heat up the honey to re-liquefy it, look up how.

It would get you promoted at Twitter, where lines of code is the productivity metric.

You’re absolutely right!

Free healthcare for all before we even think about UBI.

Altman just needs to cobble together a gold Trump statue, deliver it to the White House, and any bailout needed is his.

Right, but why a Matchbox car? I must have gotten it as a present, but who would buy such a thing and why was it made?

When I was a lad, I had a special edition Halley’s Comet Matchbox Car. No idea why.

One always has better boogers

They also don’t include the oven for baking 😡

Homeboy about to sleigh some shit

I just looked at a picture of piss. Where did my life go wrong?

Yeah, come get me, motherfuckers.