Ernest Goes to Camp, when the kids pick on him and reject him. He sings the song “All I Needed Was a Friend”. No joke, shit hits hard

I’d like to buy a vowel

He shows up every Friday night… like Urkel!

And he has a sweet, heavenly voice… like Urkel!

As in, I think he meant John Adams.

And then everybody clapped

I’ve gone on total media blackout, it was destroying my mental health. I even deleted the news widgets on my phone. I have two exceptions:

• Lemmy, but I have a very curated list of communities I follow. No “news”, no politics.
• I follow RSS feeds from sites/people I like. For example, Cory Doctorow, Electrek, Kottke, Daring Fireball.

Through this, I eventually learn about the “important” stuff, but it’s not in my face at all times, baiting for clicks and inducing rage.

*wary, unless constant fear makes one tired too.

no u

It’s so strange, as a middle-aged dude I never get frisked…🤔🤔🤔

Cool your jets, hot rod. I thought it was a fun post to make. I specifically said I wasn’t simping. You’re in the shitposting community.

Sam Adams

I mean, yeah, beer is great and all….

Might want to keep that handy

Needs more gun

Wait, whoa. What?

Kentucky: “don’t bother asking”

Shame on me for expecting people to know basic food science. 🤦

“Why do you have to bring politics into this”

— person with Trump sign still in their front yard a month after the election

There is no way this AI bullshit will replace 100000 people, no need to worry there.

Incidentally, we were in Denmark a month ago and your country is awesome. You all have a lot of things figured out.

Totally wouldn’t be legal in the U.S.

Yeah well not for long.