Sometimes you get weekends off

Gorn.

You wouldn’t want your code throw an exception

No, Bith!

Ask a human to draw an orc. How do they know what an orc looks like? They read Tolkien’s books and were “inspired” Peter Jackson’s LOTR.

Unpopular opinion, but that’s how our brains work.

I think you mean retirement LANs. I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

Counterproof:

n+1 is not the smallest non-interesting number… n-1 is.

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Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

What about Turkish bread?

I was today years old

I prefer Federadora. It’s the open source fork of Red Shirt.

Also you missed B’Elannah Torrana Linux

The parachute failed to deploy

In cat-world, this is Armageddon. But when you think about it, the stakes are pretty low.

Do you think humans feel like this sometimes?

Those are anti-peas

What’s the matter, babe? You’ve barely touched your devilled (chia seed + ⅓ cup of water).

I get it - Fuck Israel, Fuck Microsoft.

But if MS says “Israel lied on their TOS and said that this AI was only for educational purposes”. You’d prefer that they violate every student’s privacy in case they were secretly working for Mossad.

No?