I don’t understand the first two.

Elftor

Can’t wait to give this a whirl when I get home!

Rollercoaster tycoon and openTTD.

Beta 1.7.3 was the best.

It should have all of the dependencies to run it bundled.

Except this device is hardly mobile and it’s clearly made to be used stationary.

Tbf, Google does it too.

I like Ernie Smith’s take:

https://tedium.co/2023/12/12/the-completionist-open-hand-foundation-nonprofit-context/

I don’t know how it is now, but the older ones you could root and disable the ads.

Don’t forget the children!

Those aren’t faked products. Those are shitty products that have a shitty attempt at giving them descriptions.

Just wait until you see the connectors that are dual lightning and micro USB.

Metered connection maybe? Samsung’s flavor of data saver?

Patented foods already exist. Have for years.

Just wait until they hear about this one fruit called an “apple”.

https://youtu.be/WqSTXuJeTks?si=NvliVbB9bP_gfvsO

like you’d see on an oil slick or a soap bubble.

Or roast beef!

Checking for updates perhaps?

Yeah, my gf and I used to play it together on my surface go to relax a bit, so I can attest that it is 100% playable on a touch screen.

Hidden through time!