pull your ass cheeks apart

What if beer bongs were literally for bubbling smoke through beer?

Do proper nouns count? If so Abu Dhabi is fun to say

I have been in therapy for 10 years. Long road but I needed to take it this way to learn to be okay with myself and begin to trust others. I started going mainly because of a very bad temper and tendency to pick fights.

The first four years I spent talking about nothing in particular and gradually opening up to my therapist. Only kept going because I still felt like something was wrong.

Today I am much better, but it isn’t magic. It’s real work. I have struggled through it for a decade now and don’t think I could have gotten here had I not stuck with it.

Develop whatever language exists, find methods of timekeeping and recording history. I vaguely remember something about the first humans getting eaten a lot so maybe my priorities are in the wrong place

I always thought they were a couple

I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of “never gamble a fart”.

I want to change his portrait on wikipedia to this

In one test, models learned of a fictional executive’s affair and pending decision to shut them down. With few programmed options, the AI models were boxed into a binary choice — either act ethically, or resort to blackmail to preserve their goals. Anthropic emphasized that this does not reflect likely real-world behavior, but rather extreme, stress-test conditions designed to probe model boundaries. Still, the numbers are striking. Claude Opus 4 opted for blackmail in 96% of runs. Google’s Gemini 2.5 Pro followed closely at 95%. OpenAI’s GPT-4.1 blackmailed 80% of the time, and DeepSeek’s R1 landed at 79%.

Ladies and gentlemen the future of blackmail is here

Depends on if we’re talking new or old testament picard. TNG picard would intentionally lose to it because it’s actually Q. [Pic]ard would defeat it with special effects.

Reminds me of the lady with the morbidly obese caracal

Anyone else grow up listening to fall out boy and think they were singing about actual furniture? Bedposts? Nightstands? Should have called themselves lay z boy

First thing I did in most servers was check to see if they had helecopter grenade locked

Oh man I was the guy that said “Just go to cons” above but I see what you’re saying. Genuine connections take time.

One way I have really had some luck is just messaging friends I haven’t talked to in a while to check in on them. Most don’t reply but sometimes one does. One guy I messaged after not seeing him in 20 years and now we hang out every other week.

Maybe there is no winning strategy, just gotta be persistent.

Go to cons my guy. Join the tournaments, stand in line. People are friendly just aim for a good conversation and be curious about people

You got that from three sentences?

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As much as I resent the guy. I agree with you. I’m not saying everyone, under the right conditions would be capable of this, but I would hazard many more of us than anyone wants to acknowledge are. Distancing ourselves from it only makes it harder to understand and recognize in the future.

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/he-keeps-getting-more-unstable-wenatchee-mother-raised-alarms-before-daughters-found-dead/PGA65DHYFZF2HO2P76WJGUYXJI/

News has had a weird focus on state patrol not issuing an amber alert but I think the right time to intervene would have been when he failed to get an evaluation and counseling.