the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

i always thought that em-dashes were used instead of commas whenever

1. your sentence already has too many commas, or
2. you want to be fancy

i am willing to bet that before the year is over, there will be people who cut mouth holes out of these types of masks to make it clear that they aren’t wearing masks for public health reasons

the sun is also flat and it sits directly above the earth. it’s just that it rotates so sometimes we can only see the side of the sun that doesn’t have any light.

if (bed->isTooCold()) {
    return;
}

we have always been at war with Eurasia.

if the VPN ban doesn’t work then the only reasonable course of action would be to ban the internet entirely. it’s the only way the children can be truly safe.

i’m guessing he got punched in the head a few too many times

a sphere is a plane folded in on itself, and spheres have no (one-dimensional) holes. but spheres do have a two-dimensional hole, which is basically a way of saying they’re hollow.

a circle is a line folded in on itself, and circles have one (one-dimensional) hole.

edit: the claim that circles and straws are homotopic is basically a fancy way of saying: “if you place a straw upright on a table and flatten it by smashing your hand down on it, you will end up with a circle.”

thankfully we will soon stop tracking and reporting all this stuff so these sorts of problems should disappear really soon, just like covid did.

those are the carrot looking things that grow out of people’s hands right?

it’s in situations like this where i eat a few spoonfuls of peanut butter and then call it a day

it’s the opposite of Economy Plus

must have been a pretty scary halloween that year

you got me there

it’s possible for it to be a total ordering and yet for there to be no gayest person. for example, the open interval (0, 1) is totally ordered and yet has no minimum or maximum. (the maximum would be 1, but it’s not included in the interval by definition.)

looks like we’ve got 10⁷⁸ years to figure out time travel

5. set it on fire again in 90 days

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

what if we finally get to the moon and there’s another ocean there waiting for us