If you’re small
And on a search
I’ve got a feeder for you to perch on

(I like birds - EELS)

Rule 1: Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!

Same. I have zero fashion sense and it shows. Doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate something nice. But always scared if I compliment someone, that it will do more harm than good.
Thanks for sharing, somehow reassuring to know I’m not alone.

This shit gets me all the time… '97 is 27 years ago. 27. Checks math, yes… 27. Surely not? Feels like it’s 10 years or so. Checks math… no, 27.

No mate, 11 months too early

Recently learned it’s actually “Eagles”, not “The Eagles”. (For example, take a look at the album covers. There are also documentaries in which they talk about it.)
But even the band themselves will use “the” when it grammatically makes sense. So confusing.

“Hints” is another name for “charades”

But looking at the picture there is no road behind them, only the path going up the mountain?

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”

• Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett

I definitely did not think it was a rocket without ever really looking at it closely.

Aren’t tapeworms more flat and white?

The sun does not cease to exist at night.