Awww shit, time to rewatch my favourite Jike Mudge movie starring Lon Rivingston; Space Office (9999).

Haha, I can’t believe this guy has the job of manually changing all the dates on the company’s database, this place sucks. I bet the past was way better.

It’s why I’m afraid of heights. My brain freaks me out sometimes. I’m by no means suicidal but when I see off a high place I wonder what it would be like to fall. I almost feel compelled by the rush of it.

The part which makes the crocodile angry?

Wow that case you mention is fucked.

I can’t imagine life after blowing my face off, on top of whatever made things bad enough to go that far.

The config files literally won’t compile if there is an incompatibility or error in the code.

Also, every distro has an audience who love to brag about it. The worst part of being a Nix user is I can no longer say “Arch BTW”.

I’m still a Linux noob all things considered, and I’ve been using NixOS for six months or more.

It is HARD, but I see the true value of it. I will never need to reinstall Linux because I broke it, that’s simply impossible.

If I ever need to migrate my system, it’s all backed up to github. With a single

Bash update.sh

every single .config file backed up, system upgraded, all packages updated.

I just love Nix, it’s the perfect OS for me.

Now I just need to learn how to use flakes…

Sidebar: I’ve never asked before, but maybe someone can help me out. If I install a flake of an application, am I supposed to add it to the existing flake, or can I modulate flakes?

I’ve noticed when installing the nixvim flake it generates a new flake and it runs when I issue the

nix run ~/.dotfiles/nixvim/flake.nix

command, but I don’t want to have to run that command every time. I feel like making a fish abbreviation isn’t the correct way of doing this.

Ha. You want STABLE, use NixOS.

If you’re cannot parse the configuration file, you don’t update. It is perfectly, 100% stable, about 60% of the time (when I change my config file without an error).

You can also buy wolf piss but everyone loses their mind when a girl with pink hair sells her farts :(

It’s tangential, but I often struggle to start things unless I can do it perfectly.

I have to remind myself “done is better than perfect”.

Protip: in your car, adjust your rear view mirror, so its angled higher than your resting position. This way you’re reminded to straighten your back and sit upright. Furthermore, the back of your head should touch the headrest.

(From previous replies to this advice, some of you have shit car-seats and/or head rests, so modify this advice to suit you.)

Protip 2: an amazing exercise to practice: stand with your back against a wall, with your feet one foot away from the wall. Try to press the lowest point of your skull against the wall, as high as you can (your chin should feel like it’s tucked slightly).

Then, raise your arms flat against the wall, like the picture below. You’ll need to move your arms around slightly, but you’ll eventually feel the perfect spot where your spine begins to straighten out.

Hold this position for a minute. Do this multiple times a day and your posture will improve drastically.

They’re called billionaires.

Christpussy

I’m tempted to say either The Witcher 3, Grand Theft Auto V, or Metal Gear Solid 5 (if you can look past the fact it’s unfinished).

All three are exceptionally polished, have huge, highly detailed world’s to explore, cinematic moments with blockbuster action scenes, smooth and balanced gameplay, are suitable for gaming noobs and veterans, and has moments to goof off and dick around.

It’s hard not to be biased, though I’ll state I don’t personally like GTAV, I think it’s perhaps too ordinary for my tastes and feels too restrictive in its mission structure.

For the uninitiated: Playing God

Ted talks have sucked for at least 8 years

Obviously there are workarounds, but I suppose it provides a good justification for parents to deny their kids access to social media.

Decreased blood pressure leads to an expansion of blood vessels.

Many games have launchers which can be skipped by entering a command to the launch properties in Steam. Check the games info page in ProtonDB

Maintain eye contact.

Shit makes me so uncomfortable. Look at me all you want, that’s fine. I’m going to look at that plant.

If you want to look at that plant, I’ll look at you, but you can’t have both.

Unless we both look at the plant. That’s fine too.