I sunburn. Badly.

Once you pop, you just can’t stop 🤪

Look, werewolves are just hot.

Auctioned off and used by startups and homelabs.

You can be properly hydrated AND have bad skin! Ask me how i know 🙃

I ATE FOUR CORNDOGS FOR BREAKFAST

The same for rice in soup. Just turns all mushy and gross.

Yeah sure, lemme just carry around an empty magazine and a box of ammo, then load the magazine. I’m sure whatever i have the gun for will patiently wait for me to load one bullet at a time, then load the gun.

Its just happy to see you

Mooooom! Hes steeling my prey again!

Or the smell of frozen animal piss thawing (I’ve heard some people mark their trees with fox urine to prevent theft)

Why would i want a real tree? They’re messy and EXTREMELY FLAMABLE

Look, its two hard drives, you really called the police over that?

Noice

AI generated commenting? Idk I’ve never coded anything beyond modifying powershell scripts

I mean, i use fedora but wear the NixOS height.

Something something condiment hummus

Oh they can absolutely be worse than that. Introducing: sensi-temp burners! No longer will your burners stay hot, or be capable of even a stable water boil.

Its not the first that this has come up, either. IIRC a tsunami massively impacted DDR4 production, i remember the 2x16GB kit that i bought months before had gone up to $500+ USD.

And as soon as they’re cheaper than a shitty coil-top, people who rent will actually see them in apartments