You spelled Canada wrong

I thought, for a sec, that that there bunny was taking a leak.

Uggg. Schools, Healthcare… nah. Tunnel! Buyback the shitty 407 instead. Cheaper.

Palpatine’s Spire.

That was Cloud City

I’m not going to tell you these pickle corn dogs will increase in value, or even hold their current value. The truth is, you bought 'em because you like 'em. They have value to you. That’s what matters.

Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself

• Napoleon Dynamite, inventor of ice cream

Zach Galifianakis has aged a lot

Maybe to you Captain Richiepants

Why not in addition to as opposed to instead of?