I’m not arguing with you or anything, I just want to relay my experience with something like this. I was raised around big dogs, and actually made a living training them for a few years(not just big dogs, but chihuahuas get a bad rap because they can be incredibly cool too). So I’m used to dealing with all sorts of behavioral levels. My mom adopted a “pot cake” dog from the Caribbean, which is essentially a street dog. My first time visiting after they adopted her, she was sweet enough when Mom was around. But I wanted to sleep in after partying with friends. My mom left me her car to visit my old haunts and explore new areas while she was at work.

The Caribbean pot cake dog was laying in between my air mattress and the front door. She growled as I got closer and then nipped at my shoe. I understood she is male aggressive and has trauma with being kicked simply by knowing her background. So I assertively raised my voice, but didn’t yell, and took one step backwards and stopped looking directly at her. It took maybe 30 seconds for her to realize what was going on, and she sheepishly got out of the way. My only negative experience with this formerly stray dog who obviously got kicked fairly often.

Every time I’ve visited since, she had been there most adorable love bug. I cannot sleep in the living room cause she will pop the air mattress trying to crawl up and lay next to me, and I am never alone on the couch. I don’t know what I was getting at here, maybe I just wanted to talk about her. But the other dude was right, I was making a joke and it makes me feel bad that someone downvoted you for not catching it. Don’t worry though homie, I got you back on the better side of zero.

“The incident happened somewhere between the states of Missouri and Louisiana on the banks of a river”

A just saw a YouTube video about this, David the gnome, and the wuzzles. The absolute raw voice talent they had on those shows is something we will likely be privy to again.

I got some dry ones in college, not a ton but enough. Decided to put in some ramen I was making. I didn’t even get all the way through the bowl before I knew I should stop. Only closed eye visuals, but it was pretty dope.

I was floating down rainbow road from Mario kart 64 and the cosmic owl from adventure time was jamming out with these double sided maracas. It was pretty chill.

I have no clue how I dodge the type 2 bullet. Like I eat relatively healthy (because steak and mashed potatoes or fast food everyday sounds boring AF) but outside of college, I am one of the laziest mfers alive. But in my forties I started getting my a1c checked my serum level hasn’t been above 4.

It feels like I both won and lost the genetic lottery. Early onset arthritis and started balding in my twenties. But I’m tall, relatively healthy outside of the arthritis, and told by people who aren’t related to me that I’m conventionally attractive. The genome gives and the genome taketh away it seems.

Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.

Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.

Has been for a few years.

HE EJACULATED WHILE HE WAS DYING.

Oooooh yeah brudda! I don’t even have to talk shit over your corpse, cause the Internet roasted you hotter than a old Christmas tree some old people put into their wood stove!

PSA; never put any pine in your wood stove!

Ahh yes. Given the two choices, conservative pieces of shit will always choose evil.

Fifty years too late

I’m happy that I got to do it to an old boss that fired me for made up bullshit. Looking forward to finding Limbaugh, this fucker, and https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY .

Yeah, but this was a bad American. So we ball.

I love emulating that post Malone gif of him resting his chin on the distal side of his interlocked fingers, and saying “bitch I’m adorable!” Cause even if I shave my head cause I went bald early, and am holding onto a patchy beard cause I don’t wanna look like Gomer Pyle, I’m still pretty AF!

Full bridge rectifier¿

Thick eye brows intensifies!