Probably 5

I deleted my last account on another instance and started a new one. So technically I’m not really NEW. But to answer your question, I wanna die.

I would LOVE to see other comedians rip on him.

• puts pinky to lip *

Twenty Billion Dollars!!!

He Force Knew. Duh.

I HATE this guy. He’s NOT funny. He used to post hours of heckling “clap backs” on reddit and none of them were witty or funny. Post after post of garbage content thinking he is witty.

Fuck this guy and his garbage act.

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.

I hereby claim that the law was broken! Arrest Elon!

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I’m seriously reconsidering said racist shit.

What about mass outgoing dick pics? Better not blur those. Those are my money makers.