St. Luigi of Baltimore, forgive us our sins. Deliver us from the greed of the wicked…

St. Luigi of Baltimore, forgive us our sins, deliver us from the greed of the wicked…

This is straight up cartoon villain shit.

Anti-vaxers should chained to boulders and thrown into the ocean. They are enemies of all mankind.

Hopefully people with terminal illnesses.

They want to make him a martyr? Let’s make him a saint. Saint Luigi of Baltimore.

Yeah there would be a lot of opportunity for interpretation. Realistically you would raise funds and accept proposals from artists. But I do love the over the top classical imagery.

I choose to use my powers for evil. I will pop into existence in 2000 BC, 50 yards from the future Apollo 11 landing site. Neil Armstrong is going to make one small step for a man. Then he is going to shit in his space diaper when he finds a 4000 year old dessicated infant corpse just sitting there, completely inexplicably, exposed on the lunar surface.

You know what? If they want to turn him into a martyr, I want to turn him into a saint. St. Luigi of Baltimore. In fact, I want to erect a big statue of him, something deliberately over the top and in bad taste. Like how Dante wrote his political enemies into Hell.

Think of the classical paintings and statues of St. Michael casting Satan into Hell.

I want to crowd fund a big bronze statue like this. Except Luigi is St. Michael and Thompson is Satan. Thompson can be holding a scroll that reads “delay deny depose.”

I say we put a gaudy statue like this somewhere near United Healthcare’s headquarters in Minnesota. Just this classical bronze of their former CEO as the Devil himself, being thrown into literal Hell by St. Luigi of Baltimore. Make them drive past the damn thing every day on the way to the office.

The dedication on the plinth can read “In Memory of St. Luigi of Baltimore. Tear down this monument when Americans no longer die from lack of healthcare.”

The bastards want to make him a martyr? I say we make him a SAINT.

Saint Luigi of Baltimore.

Martyr? You mean

SAINT LUIGI OF BALTIMORE!

He’s the only sane man in that whole courtroom.

An RTO mandate is proof of a company’s path to bankruptcy. Many executives mostly view work as a social club or a hobby, rather than an actual place of business. RTO mandates are undeniable proof that corporate leadership cares about the wrong things. Some just want to spend their day shmoozing. Some are psychopaths who just get a sick pleasure out of lording themselves over underpaid workers. Some are just sex perverts and dislike WFH because it makes it hard to rape employees. But regardless, a RTO mandate is damning evidence that a company is circling the drain. It’s evidence that leadership has lost the plot, and that they care more about vibes and then their own vanity than they do actually running a successful company. Short any company that uses RTO, as it’s a surefire sign they’re on the decline. They’ve officially lost the plot. An RTO mandate is as damning as a going out of business sale or having payroll checks bounce.

Here’s your daily reminder that there are no rich people in heaven. In the end, every single billionaire burns. There are no exceptions. That exception you’re thinking of? Nope. No exceptions. No such thing as a moral billionaire. In the end, every single one of them burns.

At this point, I would fully support a law that made anyone with wealth over say, $100 million, into a literal outlaw. Like the old school historical outlaw. The protection of the law literally doesn’t apply to them.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostis_humani_generis

It’s only dangerous if you’re a mass murderer. Don’t want to get gunned down on the sidewalk and have people celebrate your death? Don’t be a mass murderer.

Of course. He’s clearly not guilty. Thompson willingly surrendered his humanity a long time ago, and you can only commit murder against a human. What Luigi did was more like deconstructing a cardboard box or other inanimate object.

He did however leave those shell casings on the sidewalk, and that’s just not cool. They should give him a ticket for littering and send him on his way.

Yes, a true classic!

And that’s why you should refuse to pay a penny and just pirate everything by default. If you feel like supporting the creators, donate to their union strike fund.