This one’s actually funny to me. It’s a bit of a meme that francophones struggle with squirrel and anglophones struggle with écureuil, but I personally had no trouble with it. You just have to hear it once.

When I was first learning as a kid, I used to pronounce three as tree. I actually got picked on a lot because of it, because middle schoolers are assholes

I work at a large tech company. It’s in our expectations. I hate it so much

It’s very obvious half my team’s code base is AI written garbage

They’ll just say you’re lying, detain you, and charge you with withholding evidence.

I’m not kidding

Because it’s intended to be easier to read for people with dyslexia. The cruelty is the point

Smith began to shake and writhe violently, in thrashing spasms and seizure-like movements, at about 7:58 p.m. The force of his movements caused the gurney to visibly move at least once. Smith’s arms pulled against the straps holding him to the gurney. He lifted his head off the gurney and then fell back. (…) The shaking went on for at least two minutes.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/an-eyewitness-account-of-what-happened-at-the-nations-1st-nitrogen-gas-execution

Miller shook and trembled on the gurney for about two minutes with his body at times pulling against the restraints, followed by about six minutes of gasping, according to the Associated Press.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/26/alabama-nitrogen-gas-execution-alan-miller

…an electrocardiogram showed Grayson no longer had a heartbeat about 10 minutes after the gas began flowing. Like two others previously executed by nitrogen, Grayson shook at times before taking a periodic series of gasping breaths.

https://www.npr.org/2024/11/22/nx-s1-5201699/alabama-nitrogen-gas-execution

Risks include feelings of suffocation and choking to death on one’s own vomit, as well as brain damage, a stroke, or a persistent vegetative state instead of death

https://eji.org/issues/nitrogen-suffocation/

Surely you’re not trying to imply they’re only thrashing for funsies

I’m pretty sure I’ve had to debug errors like that

They are already using it a few states.

Except they aren’t evacuating the CO2 so they’re just choking the victims to death. Everyone who has received it has died violently thrashing and gasping for breath. These fuckers get off to pain and misery

That’s worse. People realize how that’s worse right?

A fair number of those are people trying to flee the US. I was one of them, left at the first chance I could.

Mirrors Edge

I will never let go of the original

Sadly, Papyrus could not be reached for comment as it got detained at the border and is now somewhere in Ghana

That’s just called the American education system

Not a website, but I’m partial to the terminal from Tron Legacy

There’s a simplified version in the Tron Uprising recaps as well

Papyrus just got denied its citizenship ceremony and Wingdings keeps getting called a sexual predator by literal pedophiles

I have a feeling it’s related to that one South Park episode

Isn’t their whole thing complaining that Canada is a “socialist hellhole”? Wtf is he doing up here? Half the provinces don’t even have privatized liquor stores

Me: How do I escape from a car with just a broken spark plug?

It exists, and 99% of it is made for men

Edit: even (especially) the lesbian porn 😤

You just described billionaires and their cultists