NOTHING I have that is irreplaceable is on less than 2 drives nor are they ever connected at the same time. You’re just asking to lose files if you only save them on one drive.
Something about that story sounds awfully familiar…
Find the most likely strategy to piss off the user base, and then somehow say the dumbest things I can to make it worse when asked about it.
I mean, that’s the job right?
Because a clueless user used the space bar instead of a table or tab stops.