Fucking lol.

Oh no.

“I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don’t care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.”

He has the writing style of a small sociopathic child with a severe head injury.

What in the ever living fuck did I just read. Is that real?

“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a(n) football anthem over them mountains?”

In the US I think you just get hired by ICE?

It’s pretty severe considering a fat orange pedo sells everything not nailed down to Russia and is somehow still in the Whitehouse.

Some parts of my pc are over 20 now.

I feel bad now for liking that step about the device with the single button.

Frodo at Rivendell with Aragorn and Gandalf.

Well this is some bullshit. I imagine we won’t have much say in the matter :/

Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?

Using a banana as a mask is just plain weird. You’d need to use two or three imo.

Uri Geller. Run.

Varying levels of refraction. That’s how rainbows work.

I miss Terry.

Tank girl had a more believable villain.

Tyrannosaur arms solved.

Fucking thing probably hypnotises you with quotes from der fuckwit while you sleep.