Yeah but… SJW means something else lmfao

Probably the latter. I’ve seen it abbreviated as SJW, that’s unnecessary don’t do that. Am I old?

Fake ones, sure

Thought that too but I’ve had several dreams involving readable text. One time I had a dream I was trying to pay to enter the train station and the screen kept saying try again, then when it finally went through it said “we don’t serve Mario fans, call customer service”.

I had another where I was using Google maps to go from a Chipotle back home and when I originally just walked 5 minutes, the app was telling me to take a train. I followed it, and walked through a long dimly lit hallway, and instead of a regular train there was a shiny fancy gold one with bright purple lights on the inside, kinda like UV lights. Just about everyone inside reflected the purple light except for one old man who was somehow 2D and kept facing me like the trees in Mario 64. I rode this train for 20 minutes and I got off at a stop written in a language that looked like the one in Splatoon. I followed Maps’ walking directions for two minutes and ended up right in front of my house, and everything else I passed by disappeared.

Same, wow. The ones that weren’t as absurd as the one that inspired this post inspired some worldbuilding stuff and stories I wrote imagined and never actually wrote

City view, all the way up in the air on the top of the building. I’ll know I made it when I wake up peacefully from a random nap on a penthouse terrace.

I would lose interest in the game entirely lol

Yeah but my crazy mother spent 15 hours every Saturday and 15 hours every Sunday, to shop for herself and buy the barest of the bare minimum for the kids while skimping out as much as she can on them. I went consecutive years never sleeping on Sunday night because of her. I never shop in person anymore, if I’m in a store it’s for an online pickup order or exactly one item. One time my online pickup order was lost and took 20 minutes to be remade and I had a panic attack and was on the verge of vomiting. Fuck target and I hope every C*stco becomes an Amazon warehouse. Even better if Mario went for the ceo to impress his brother.

Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.

Anyone can have hobbies and enjoy things, even silly, obscure, or weird things. It’s not a “hyperfixation” if someone with some stupid disorder label on them enjoys it.

Regardless of how stupid or silly the thing is, there are more neurotypical people very invested in it more than everyone else.

Liking things is human, not some symptom of some stupid fucking disorder. Eradicate “hyperfixation” and “special interest”. Humanity is a fucking spectrum, no you can’t be more dIfFeReNt than everyone else, you’re not fucking special, stop fucking contributing to the abuse, division, and othering of humans.

For fucks sake have you seen a Sanrio fan, Disney fan, superhero comic fan, or a sports fan? People with hundreds of Funko Pops of entire sports teams and movie characters? Yeah, neurotypicals who like stuff. But god forbid that person has a stupid disorder label on them, then at best society views them as a puppet controlled by their disorder, or at worst they’re abused into killing themselves, for being a human being who enjoyed things.

Something tells me you had a real childhood where you went through real school and grew up as a normal child who made fun of short bus kids, then did some stupid online test popularized on TikTok, and now you reduce yourself to a disorder for clout. Then you spread harmful stereotypes that set disability rights back several decades, up to when they were left to die.

Do you fucking realize that you’re literally doing the equivalent of being a Jewish person born 18 years ago, broadcasting that Hitler was right, that you control the media and banks and you’re the reason why everyone else is poor?

You, all those TikTok disorder fakers, and adults who didn’t live their childhoods on the wrong side of life, are why several lives get ruined beyond repair. The “therapists” will see your stupid posts about how making furry characters and enjoying Sonic games are exclusively symptoms of autism, and abuse an otherwise independent child into a zombie. Literally the equivalent of using chemotherapy on a mosquito bite.

Hobbies and interests are not disorders. Stop implying that crap, you’re ruining lives.

Sincerely, someone who lost 20 years I’ll never get back, for endlessly creating characters and wanting to make games as a 6 year old.

Yeah, family only saw me as that stupid fucking puzzle piece and not an actual human being so they’d look through everything and assume that stupid puzzle piece was the reason why and share it with ABA therapists, or literal professional child abusers, to make me no longer do the thing. Actual humans can watch youtube poop and meme videos because they’re funny, but I only did because that stupid puzzle piece made me. Actual humans can read and write fanfiction, make games, romhack, and have hobbies, but when I did them, the same stupid ass puzzle piece that made me too stupid and unfit for actual human society made me so talented and so smart, and what used to be a hobby becomes some big stupid “talent” that I’m forced to overwork myself on to prove that puzzle pieces are just as bright as people! So inspirational! Ugh. But when I quit all my hobbies, the same puzzle piece that made me do them made me quit.

Y’all really love dehumanizing yourselves

Reminds me of my late dog who always replied to anything I said with a lick.

Me: meow

Him: blep

Winks in overnight shift

Lol they’re shopify stores. I’m ugly.

Reddit is a free advertising platform. I literally just now use it to secretly advertise side hustles.

Skip the line with a blue badge at amazon (not financial advice)

My segway ninebot scooter was a man (may he rest in peace), my niu kqi3 max is a woman. I miss my ninebot, he was so portable and lightweight for carrying up train station stairs. Also nobody wanted him since he was outdated and an unpopular model (e22) and was safe from being stolen. While my niu is much more powerful, faster, and lasts longer, she’s like 2x heavier and attracts would-be thieves if I didn’t app lock AND use a chain lock. I was able to secure the ninebot with a cheap amazon basics lock, nobody wanted him but me!

Assuming the GoT babies didn’t change their names. Imagine having a name that others yourself from everyone else and it comes from a fake culture in a fake world.

Renesmee, Nevaeh, Demure, Brightly