Depends who you show it off to

Knock knock knock knock knock…

One is a personal friend of mine, and he said, “If you don’t like it? You can get out!!” He’s American and also does not exist for legal reasons.

Wait until you meet the minister that is a Prime. He looks like a holy Transformer just crushing sinners. He transforms into the pope mobile.

Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

Your mom is a great character.

I love shows like that, after a long day of mentally draining work. I don’t want to think, I just want to drink a beer and zone out. Even though I’m still thinking about work lol

Just wait until you get to season 107, it will really pick up!

Aww I wish I could give you a hug

Someone needs to photoshop another arm in holding a can of Slurm! Lol The coolest guy we will ever know

Shit!! Guy? I was supposed to be Gay! Oh well next time

Oh shit!! Get him!

I mean the skin color is on point except for that Gross colored arm lol

I have a full size truck and I agree. You don’t want dents. Park all the way in the back in one spot or park on the street. This person can suck a bouncy castle full of dicks.

Yeah I was thinking the best thing to do it just unscrew it, hold it upside-down and shake it out. You have a point on how would you rig it so it does not happen again.

Nom nom nom

TDIL El Niño was not just a one time thing

We already have the Edison forest fires 🔥

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Nice! That’s a good one. I also feel good, I feel like I should never have to put a /s next to my comments ever again lol